[其他] 最强的中国式英文

1.How are you? \How old are you?
怎么是你？/怎么老是你？
2.I wall give you come coloc see see?
我要给你点颜色瞧瞧？
3.Know is know ,no know is no know
知之为知之，不知为不知......
4.Watch sister
表妹
5.Amertican Chinese not enough
美中不足 。
6.You don't bird me I don't bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。
7.You me you me
彼此彼此。